Wife: honey can you plz help me cleaning the garden.
Husband: do I look like a gardener?
Wife: Ooh sorry honey, OK then fix the bathroom door.
Husband: do I look like a carpenter?….. Then husband walks out, after coming back from were he went, he found the garden cleaned and the door fixed.
Husband: I knew my wife will do this all by herself….!
Wife: no its not me.
Husband: who then!
Wife (crossing her arms, with a sly smile): The guy next door. Mr. Lee.
Husband (frowning): Mr. Lee? That retired army guy?
Wife: Yes, that one. He saw me struggling in the garden and offered to help. Said he “respects hardworking women.”
Husband: Hardworking women?!
Wife: Mmmhmm. He even said, “If I had a wife like you, I’d never let her lift a finger.”
Husband: 😳 What else did he say?
Wife (innocently): Oh, not much. Just that I deserve better. Then he fixed the door, said he loves DIY. Even fixed that squeaky step you keep ignoring.
Husband (now sweating): I was just about to fix it this weekend…
Wife: Oh, and he gave me banana muffins. Homemade. Still warm.
Husband: That’s it! I’m buying a drill. Where’s the toolbox?!
Wife (grinning): In the garage, next to your unused gym equipment.
Moral: If you don’t act like a husband, someone else will act like one for you. 💅