Wife Calls A Husband.
H – “Hello?”
W – “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
H – “Yes.”
W- “Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It’s absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?”
H – “What’s the price?”
W – “Only $1,500.00.”
H – “Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much…”
-W – “Ahhh, and I also stopped by the jewelry store next door and saw a diamond necklace — nothing too big! Just something elegant to go with the coat. It’s only $3,800. Is that okay?”
H – (takes a deep breath) “Sure… if it makes you happy, go ahead.”
W – “You’re the best! Oh, and one last thing — I passed by the dealership. Remember that luxury SUV I wanted? Well, it’s on sale — just today! The manager said we could trade in our old car and only pay $35,000 more.”
H – (sighs) “Fine. Just get it. But this is it for the month, okay?”
W – “Absolutely! Thank you so much, honey. Love you! I’ll talk to you soon.”
Click.
The man puts down the phone, turns to his friend at the bar, and says:
“Anyone know whose phone this is?” 😅