Little Johnny walks in on his mother in the bathtub.
He asks his mother what is the big fuzzy patch below her bellybutton.
She replies, “A bush.”
The next day, Little Johnny is playing in the yard when he sees the family cat stuck in a tree.
He runs inside, breathless, and says,
“Mom! Quick! There’s a cat in your bush!”
His mom, startled and confused, rushes outside—only to find Little Johnny pointing straight at her rose bush in the garden, where the cat is tangled in the branches.
Relieved, she says, “Oh, thank goodness. You scared me for a second, Johnny.”
Johnny tilts his head innocently and replies,
“Why? I thought you liked it when something played in your bush.”